Born: 1979, The year of Goat
Birthplace: Toledo, OH
Raised: Stewpid Toun, NV
Height: 6’ 1”
Zodiac: Leo
Favorite Food: your mom’s boobies
Other means of employment: Stand-up Comedian, professional sandwich taster, dream maker
Favorite bands: The Beatles, AC/DC, 98 Degrees
Why I love KOMP: It’s the best radio station on the planet…AND they never drug test.
Interests: teaching children to read, donating plasma, lying uncontrollably